White friend and I eating food

  • Me: hey the weather is so nice outside today huh
  • Her: yeah it is
  • Me: makes u think...
  • Her: bout what?
  • Me: why did you kill Martin Luther King Jr

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

image

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via thenikelife)

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(via thenikelife)

urbran:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]


 i literally watched this and waited for a really long time fuck you okay fuck you urbran:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]


 i literally watched this and waited for a really long time fuck you okay fuck you

urbran:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i literally watched this and waited for a really long time fuck you okay fuck you

(via thenikelife)

tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious
tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious

tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious

(via thenikelife)

railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

(via lucillesballs)

#TeamAverageLookingWithAFewAttractiveFeatures

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(via tittybangbang)

mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

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